How to make that the wife did not learn about the mistress

I am not going to teach you to non-senses and I do not believe in male natural polygamy at all. I consider that fidelity – an indispensable condition of happy family life. But if you after all fool around, then it is necessary to use experience of lovers who learned to hide the heroic campaigns on the party. To step guilty once again on the same rake. So, how to make that the wife did not learn about the mistress?

● do not try to lie it is boring and banal. It is not necessary to say that handed over the report to work, all the same will not believe. Buy on the way home flowers better and tell that stood behind it in a queue. It is also possible to tell that were at the mistress. Will laugh and will not believe.

 Do not toady and do not give gifts if did not do it the last years 10. Your insincere tenderness will be apprehended as a of sins. She will decide that you try to lull it into a false sense of security.

● the Most compromising moment – the mistress's thing found in the car the wife. Therefore carefully check whether it left shorts under a seat. By the way, bright red hair of the mistress if the blessed blonde can become the reason of scandal also. However, it is possible to try to dodge that it climbs the peeled rabbit fur coat of your mother-in-law.

● Present to the wife and the mistress identical spirits. However, there is a weight more of cosmetics which smell sweet absolutely not in a smaller way. Be very accurate with the mistress's lipstick. If lipstick remained on a collar to a shirt, tear off it and tell that valorously protected someone's honor or fought with the old woman who was tried to be helped crossing the road.

● Be always ready to any surprises. Do not forget to see a horoscope for a week for a lion, the maiden and a goat or who there you and the wife. If he warns you about what slippers by mail can send, it is better to stop appointments in general for some time.

● not to be punctured with names, call the mistress only a hare-cat. It is also desirable to call and the wife that if you blab out, it did not cause in her suspicions.

● your treason cannot be proved while you do not confess to everything. What proofs would not get in a hand to the wife, she everything early will hope somewhere in depth to soul. Do not kill this hope with own hand and do not take in head to repent of the sins.